the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.
wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read
why can’t I have a twin brother who is a member of my favorite group but suddenly he get’s sick and I need to take up his place and dress up as him and keep that as a secret. but every member would find out and fall for me why can’t my life be like this